Other favorite past-times: beheading chipmunks, keeping the other cats in the neighborhood in line, berating the neighbor's dog while safely on the other side of a glass door, getting a minimum of 16 hours of sleep per day, scratching stuff around the house while my pet apes are at work, trying to bring various vermin in the house to play with, beheading chipmunks-did I mention that one already?
Most embarassing moment: getting kicked in the face by a squirrel.