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October 02, 2009
Vol. 51 No. 4

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Overheard

"We should jump that kid for
his scooter. Then you can hop
on my back and we can scoot."
- Smith Lawn

"Sometimes I follow a sneeze
with a cheer."
- Garrett Sports Complex

"It's OK, I don't check for pants.
I just check for booze."
-West Village C

"I'm quick as a rabbit, slow as a dog."
- Benny's Bistro

"I think I might go buy maternity pants to eat in."
- Evertt Dining Hall

"Omg, put your hand on my thigh right now. Can't you feel the heat?"
- Charlie's Coffeehouse

"I'm gonna have to take my pants off and look at that."
- Charlie's Coffeehouse

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