February 17, 2012
"My Valentine's Day consisted of me trying to find a lover on Chat Roulette."
-- Mellon Lounge
"I only truly feel alone when I'm drunk in the shower."
-- Deg Lab
"Last year, I took her to get her hair and nails done, treated her to a 'Fancy Feast,' and then she ran away. Not too many people can say that their cat was the one that got away."
-- Steele Hall
"I decided to go vegetarian this Valentine's Day. No being a maneater for me."
-- Benny's Bistro
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