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April 27, 2012
Vol. 53 No. 22

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Overheard

"Doesn't this computer understand that I want to get drunk later? Why won't it work?"
-- Deg Lab

"Final papers make me want to punch my pet ostrich."
-- Benny's Bistro

"He got fired for watching porn. Why would you watch porn in the office? Watch it at home, it at home, it's more
pleasurable."
-- Clyde's

"I'm not like one of those sluts that runs around campus half-naked. I'm a classy drunk."
-- Deg Lab

"If that girl looks at me for coughing, one more time, I'm walking over there and giving her laryngitis."
-- Mellon Lounge

"Did you just call me sir?"
"Sorry, I thought I saw a mustache."
"Can't a woman let herself go?"
-- Deg Lab

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