Overheard

"He had three fingers on his hand, but everyone kept telling me he was hot." -- Benny's Bistro

"I wanna save him...with my lips." -- Mellon Lounge

"I wouldn't wanna be a woman because when I'd be pregnant, I wouldn't be allowed to drink." -- Mellon Lounge

"Please don't tell me my mother has a sugar daddy." -- Benny's Bistro

"I ate a bug once. I thought it was a raisin." -- Steele Hall

"I don't drink when I'm upset, so my friend came over and made hot chocolate." -- Steele Hall

"Isn't it a right of passage to eat dog food as a kid, just like eating paste in preschool?." -- Benny's Bistro

"I wish I had a dollar for every time I was offered a Bible this week." -- Clyde's

"I caught a skunk once, but I was like nine, so I thought it was a raccoon. Let's just say that was the last time Mommy ever let me have a pet in the house." -- Benny's Bistro