Overheard

"I met so many guys this weekend and got their numbers but I saved them all in my contacts as Captain Morgan." -- Benny's Bistro

"I had a dream I ate lunch with the Queen and James Bond. I helped save the world and was still back in time for tea and biscuits." -- Steele Hall

"I laugh in the face of danger, but then it laughs right back at me." -- West Hall

"Once upon a time I woke up without a hangover. The end." -- Clyde's

"I didn't just have an imaginary friend when I was little, I had imaginary dogs and cats." -- Benny's Bistro

"I danced so hard this weekend, but I can honestly say I left my heart on the dance floor and a lung or two." -- The Ave

"Going to church is like a wine tour. They give you free snacks and a sample of free booze." -- Mellon Lounge