Overheard

"I'm only dating him so he can correct my grammar and make me sound like less of an idiot." -- Benny's Bistro

"I bet that girl from the 'Obama Girl' videos is excited for another four years added on to her 15 minutes of fame." -- West Village

"I was offended when I heard people say they were wearing their pea coats. I thought they were saying 'peacocks.'" -- Mellon Lounge

"Mom, don't worry, I didn't look at the naked people." -- Lore A. Degenstein Gallery

"I used to think no outlet signs meant there was no electricity, so Amish people must live there." -- Clyde's