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April 20, 2012
Vol. 53 No. 21

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Overheard

"It's like 'The Hunger Games' except no
one dies."
-- Seibert Hall

"Oh my God, these girls in Java make me want to give up my uterus."
-- Mellon Lounge

"Did I just slip in milk?"
-- Benny's Bistro

"I farted and it sounded better than Nicki Minaj."
-- Fisher Hall

"My grandmother asked me the other night if Facebook was when you have a book cover printed with your face on it."
-- Deg Lab

"I call my birth control the clam protector because I don't want any surprise pearls growing in this mamm clam."
-- Sassafras Complex

"You're holding up the line!" "Sorry, I can't focus on anything but the hickey on your neck."
-- Benny's Bistro

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